A Dodgy Bird

A Dodgy Bird searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly different action, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Bird looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

A Dodgy Bird craved for a tomato that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A tomato is the thing to choose.

A Dodgy Bird needed a helmet that they would play with. It would have been a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be magnificent. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Bird desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pen is the thing to select.

A Dodgy Bird desperately wanted a teapot that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.