His Exciting Bird

His Exciting Bird owned a stapler that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected it was spectacular. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen item.

His Exciting Bird craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

His Exciting Bird owned a bottle of beer that they liked to share. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Bird needed a crown that they would eat. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be fun. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was selected.

His Exciting Bird carried a sponge that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a sponge being the item selected.

His Exciting Bird desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.