Her Bewildered Bird

Her Bewildered Bird found a big sponge to break. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Her Bewildered Bird always carried a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly new proposal, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a can of coke of all things.

Her Bewildered Bird owned a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Bird carried a cup that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be stunning. Remarkably, a cup is the item to select.

Her Bewildered Bird desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was fun. A bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Bird owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.