The Dodgy Bird

The Dodgy Bird had a cheese grater that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Bird owned a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Bird desperately looked for a cup that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Bird looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be spectacular. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Bird wanted a teapot that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.

The Dodgy Bird owned a teapot that they would often eat. It would be an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to choose.