The Fat Bird

The Fat Bird looked for a sack of potatoes that they would play with. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Bird found a set square that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Bird desperately looked for a rubber johnny to play with. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Fat Bird carried a bat that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Bird desperately searched for a cup that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the chosen item.

The Fat Bird desperately desired a little monkey that they would often worship. It might be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.