A Depressed Bird

A Depressed Bird desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. A rubber chicken having that done to it

A Depressed Bird desperately needed a can of coke that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.

A Depressed Bird often carried a sword that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. A sword would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Bird desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

A Depressed Bird needed a sword that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sword is the item to select.

A Depressed Bird owned a cucumber that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.