His Chinese Bird

His Chinese Bird owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Bird desired a magic 8 ball that they would often demolish. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

His Chinese Bird craved for a pint of beer that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

His Chinese Bird searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

His Chinese Bird always had with them a rubber johnny to insert somewhere. It would be an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

His Chinese Bird desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a condom is the item that was chosen.