His Anxious Bird

His Anxious Bird desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Bird desired a piece of paper that they liked to smash. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Bird desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

His Anxious Bird owned a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. It is an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

His Anxious Bird owned a sponge that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Bird, who expected it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Anxious Bird desired a wig that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. A wig is the thing to select.