Her Naughty Bird

Her Naughty Bird found a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

Her Naughty Bird desperately looked for a computer that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to select.

Her Naughty Bird owned a mug that they sometimes hug. It might be an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

Her Naughty Bird owned a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

Her Naughty Bird always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes break. It is an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A stapler is the thing to select.

Her Naughty Bird often carried a block of cheese to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.