The Big Bird

The Big Bird desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Big Bird desired a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. It was an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Big Bird needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was spectacular. A sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Big Bird carried a little monkey that they would sometimes smash. It is an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Big Bird desired a tomato to sleep with. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato of all things.

The Big Bird desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a different action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.