Her Chinese Bird

Her Chinese Bird needed a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Her Chinese Bird always had with them a dildo that they liked to share. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A dildo would be the item that was selected.

Her Chinese Bird often carried a bottle of wine that they would put on his head. This is certainly a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Her Chinese Bird had a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

Her Chinese Bird desperately looked for a computer that they would sleep with. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a computer being the item opted for.

Her Chinese Bird desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.