My Little Bird

My Little Bird carried a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.

My Little Bird always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

My Little Bird found a bottle of coke that they would smash. It would be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

My Little Bird craved for a CD player that they would often worship. It should have been a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the thing opted for.

My Little Bird wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Little Bird desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would embrace. It would have been an original undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.