His Lovely Bird

His Lovely Bird wanted a tomato that they would break. This is certainly an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.

His Lovely Bird desperately desired a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

His Lovely Bird desperately needed a cucumber that they would often put on his head. This seems an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Bird often carried a little monkey that they sometimes embrace. It would have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Bird always kept a piece of paper that they liked to drop. This is certainly a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Lovely Bird searched for a crown that they would rub on his belly. This seems an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a crown is the item to opt for.