The Red Bird

The Red Bird often carried a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Bird desired a melon to rub on his belly. It should have been a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Bird had a dildo that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. A dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Red Bird found a computer that they would sit and look at. This seems a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Bird often carried a porno magazine to insert somewhere. It would be a surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Bird found a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.