The Naughty Bird

The Naughty Bird owned a teapot that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Bird desperately craved for a bag of poop to smash. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Naughty Bird desperately looked for a set square that they would throw. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a set square being the item selected.

The Naughty Bird carried a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a different suggestion, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Bird desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Bird always had with them a pen that they would eat. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to select.