A Unusual Bird

A Unusual Bird needed a block of cheese that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

A Unusual Bird desperately wanted a bag of poop to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

A Unusual Bird desperately looked for a teapot that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to select.

A Unusual Bird needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

A Unusual Bird always had with them a pint of cider that they would often break. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider of all things.

A Unusual Bird carried a dildo that they would often put up their bum. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.