Dodgy Bird

Dodgy Bird desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A sword would be the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Bird desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Dodgy Bird craved for a chocolate bar that they would sleep with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected it was exciting. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Bird searched for a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it

Dodgy Bird desperately desired a CD player that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A CD player being the item selected.

Dodgy Bird desperately craved for a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bat being the item selected.