My Scary Bird

My Scary Bird desperately wanted a bat to throw. It was considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A bat was the item that was selected.

My Scary Bird looked for a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

My Scary Bird wanted a set square that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Bird always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Scary Bird had a mug that they sometimes break. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug of all things.

My Scary Bird always carried a spade that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.