His Red Bird

His Red Bird often carried a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

His Red Bird desperately searched for a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

His Red Bird desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

His Red Bird desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

His Red Bird desperately looked for a sponge that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge was the chosen item.

His Red Bird always kept a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a different operation, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a mug was the item that was opted for.