The Chinese Bird

The Chinese Bird always kept a bat to drop. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Bird searched for a CD player that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was stunning. A CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Bird owned a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Chinese Bird always had with them a pencil sharpener to play with. It should have been a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Chinese Bird searched for a condom to sleep with. It might have been a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was wonderous. A condom is the thing to choose.

The Chinese Bird always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.