A Bewildered Bird

A Bewildered Bird found a big sponge to smash. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Bird desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes share. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Bird desperately craved for a sword that they liked to share. It would have been a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

A Bewildered Bird desperately looked for a spade that they would worship. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a spade is the thing to choose.

A Bewildered Bird looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a different approach to life, to most, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A toilet brush is the item to opt for.

A Bewildered Bird often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to drop. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.