The Purple Bird

The Purple Bird owned a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It might be an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Bird desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt it was awesome. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Bird needed a crown that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Bird always had with them a wig that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Bird needed a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Bird always kept a stapler to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.