Their Troubled Bird

Their Troubled Bird desperately desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Their Troubled Bird desperately needed a set square that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt it was amazing. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to choose.

Their Troubled Bird owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes break. It should have been a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Their Troubled Bird always kept a bottle of wine that they would often put on his head. It was an original action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

Their Troubled Bird desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Their Troubled Bird wanted a pencil sharpener to insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.