Confused Bird

Confused Bird always had with them a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a melon was the chosen thing.

Confused Bird always kept a cup to put up their bum. It might have been a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be out of this world. Strangely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Confused Bird always carried a tomato that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato having that done to it

Confused Bird always kept a cup to put on his head. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup being the chosen item.

Confused Bird often carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Confused Bird craved for a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.