The Green Bird

The Green Bird desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. A porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Green Bird looked for a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. It should be a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Green Bird always carried a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

The Green Bird desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Green Bird often carried a hat that they liked to break. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

The Green Bird often carried a pint of cider that they would smash. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.