My Tired Bird

My Tired Bird needed a little monkey that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

My Tired Bird needed a sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to select.

My Tired Bird craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Bird found a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Bird desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be awesome. A vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

My Tired Bird craved for a stretchman that they would put in the bath with him. It was an original action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A stretchman is the item that was chosen.