The Lonely Bird

The Lonely Bird searched for a pint of cider to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Bird searched for a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to select.

The Lonely Bird searched for a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected it was out of this world. A melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Bird needed a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a funny action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Bird carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes worship. It was an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Lonely Bird found a computer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a computer would be the chosen thing.