Her Crypting Bird

Her Crypting Bird desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Bird always carried a big sponge that they liked to share. One might say this is a funny action, to you, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Her Crypting Bird desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Her Crypting Bird searched for a can of coke that they would throw. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Bird found a porno magazine that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Her Crypting Bird wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.