The Nervous Bird

The Nervous Bird desired a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Bird often carried a radiator that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Bird needed a condom to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Bird carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. It might have been a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Bird carried a computer that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A computer was the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Bird needed a crown to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing opted for.