The Naughty Bird

The Naughty Bird had a big sponge that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Bird looked for a spade that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

The Naughty Bird wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Bird searched for a condom that they would occasionally share. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing selected.

The Naughty Bird searched for a sword that they would often insert somewhere. It is an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was fun. Honestly, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Bird had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.