The Silly Bird

The Silly Bird desperately desired a computer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Bird desperately needed a pint of beer to annihilate It should be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be epic. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.

The Silly Bird searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Bird found a piece of paper that they liked to throw. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Silly Bird looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be an odd operation, to many, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Silly Bird owned a sponge that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.