A Cheerful Bird

A Cheerful Bird desperately wanted a cucumber to hug. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was stunning. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

A Cheerful Bird carried a dildo that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

A Cheerful Bird owned a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

A Cheerful Bird looked for a pint of beer to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Cheerful Bird always carried a bat that they would occasionally share. It should be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

A Cheerful Bird always had with them a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.