A Funny Bird

A Funny Bird looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

A Funny Bird desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Funny Bird found a little monkey to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is epic. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

A Funny Bird wanted a sword that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

A Funny Bird desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often drop. It was considered to be a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. A block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

A Funny Bird desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider having that done to it