Their Beautiful Bird

Their Beautiful Bird desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

Their Beautiful Bird desperately needed a tomato that they would experiment on. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato having that done to it

Their Beautiful Bird carried a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

Their Beautiful Bird desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. It would be an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is magnificent. A porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Their Beautiful Bird desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A bottle of beer being the chosen item.

Their Beautiful Bird craved for a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. It might be an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.