The Fucking Bird

The Fucking Bird searched for a can of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Bird always kept a wig that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Bird always kept a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. This seems a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected it was exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Fucking Bird desperately desired a set square that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Bird carried a sponge to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sponge having that done to it

The Fucking Bird looked for a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pen being the item selected.