The Lonely Bird

The Lonely Bird desperately needed a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Lonely Bird desired a little monkey to rub on his belly. It should have been a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Lonely Bird desired a pint of cider that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Lonely Bird owned a melon to put on his head. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Bird desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Lonely Bird needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.