The Troubled Bird

The Troubled Bird needed a custard pie that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Troubled Bird desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Troubled Bird craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Bird wanted a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Bird searched for a stretchman that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Bird carried a rubber johnny that they liked to eat. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was awesome. A rubber johnny of all things.