A Big Bird

A Big Bird always had with them a porno magazine that they would try to balance on their head. It is an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

A Big Bird craved for a little monkey that they would often worship. It is a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

A Big Bird owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

A Big Bird found a toilet brush that they would play with. It might be a different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

A Big Bird desperately wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a strange action, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

A Big Bird desperately desired a pen that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pen is the thing to choose.