The Beautiful Bird

The Beautiful Bird desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

The Beautiful Bird desperately looked for a spade that they would break. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Bird desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a surprising action, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Bird desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Bird found a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be stunning. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Bird needed a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was stunning. A stretchman is the item to opt for.