His Grumpy Bird

His Grumpy Bird desperately searched for a melon to put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon having that done to it

His Grumpy Bird desired a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

His Grumpy Bird always carried a pint of cider that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.

His Grumpy Bird needed a helmet that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a different operation, to most, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Bird had a rubber chicken that they would often hug. It would be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Bird looked for a tomato that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was selected.