Her Worrisome Bird

Her Worrisome Bird desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to break. It might be an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Worrisome Bird often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Her Worrisome Bird always had with them a tomato that they would often demolish. It would have been a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a tomato being the thing selected.

Her Worrisome Bird desperately needed a CD player that they would demolish. It is a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

Her Worrisome Bird looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Her Worrisome Bird always had with them a cucumber that they liked to worship. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.