The Boring Bird

The Boring Bird looked for a toilet brush to smash. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Boring Bird needed a bat that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Bird desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Boring Bird wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

The Boring Bird desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Bird looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A sack of potatoes having that done to it