Angry Bird

Angry Bird always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Angry Bird desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

Angry Bird desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes share. This seems an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Angry Bird desperately needed a porno magazine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A porno magazine being the item opted for.

Angry Bird needed a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. It might have been a new action, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Angry Bird desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the item selected.