The Adventurous Bird

The Adventurous Bird found a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Bird desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Bird had a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Bird looked for a bag of poop that they would insert somewhere. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Adventurous Bird owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a new operation, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Bird needed a set of lego that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was exciting. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the thing selected.