A Crazy Bird

A Crazy Bird desired a spade that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen thing.

A Crazy Bird craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

A Crazy Bird looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Bird always kept a pen to share. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was stunning. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Bird needed a cup that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup being the item opted for.

A Crazy Bird always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.