My Boring Bird

My Boring Bird searched for a condom that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Bird desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally share. It might be a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

My Boring Bird searched for a sword that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sword is the item to choose.

My Boring Bird looked for a wig that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a wig was the item that was chosen.

My Boring Bird always kept a porno magazine that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Bird needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.