A Handsome Bird

A Handsome Bird wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

A Handsome Bird owned a crown that they would eat. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a crown is the thing to choose.

A Handsome Bird desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would smash. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be sublime. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Bird wanted a teapot that they liked to drop. It is a curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to opt for.

A Handsome Bird desperately needed a CD player that they would hug. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A CD player is the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Bird found a condom that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was chosen.