Her Scary Bird

Her Scary Bird often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A custard pie is the thing to select.

Her Scary Bird found a chocolate bar that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Her Scary Bird carried a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Her Scary Bird desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to select.

Her Scary Bird always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Her Scary Bird had a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.