The Naughty Bird

The Naughty Bird desperately needed a wig to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Bird desired a sword that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to choose.

The Naughty Bird carried a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Bird wanted a bag of poop to break. This seems a fairly astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Naughty Bird always had with them a condom that they sometimes hug. It would have been a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Bird desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is epic. A condom would be the thing that was chosen.