His Exciting Bird

His Exciting Bird owned a custard pie that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Bird desired a bat that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Exciting Bird always carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was sublime. A Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

His Exciting Bird always kept a rubber johnny that they would break. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

His Exciting Bird had a can of Dr Pepper that they would put up their bum. It would have been a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

His Exciting Bird desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.